This is a conversation I had with my 4 year old daughter (Lauren) this morning. This is typical of the daily conversations we have. It's amazing I haven't been institutionalised yet!!
To set the scene:
I was VERY tired, just woke up, hair was a mess, eyes barely open. I was on auto-pilot buttering some toast for her breakfast and she was on the bench watching me do it. As I dipped my knife in to the butter she asked:
"Is it cheese?"
Me, semi-comatose: "No, it's butter."
Lauren: "Ohhhh, butter ....... Can I lick it?"
Me, still comatose: "No"
L: "Hmmmm ............... can I eat it?" (meaning can she get a spoon and eat it)
Me: "No"
L: "Hmmmm ............................... Can I put my finger in it?"
Me: "NO!!!"
Somebody save me please!!
1 comment:
lol
i had a friend once
who took a BITE out of a stick of butter.
grossed me out enough that i never
looked at her the same again.
blech!!
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